Hawkeye Vs. Deadpool #0 Review

Hawkeye Vs. Deadpool #0

Welcome everyone to a series that should not have been created. We are reviewing Hawkeye Vs. Deadpool, issue 0 today. So, we open up to Halloween night and we see this nerdy guy named Jeremy Ellsden, just quickly leaving his apartment. You know, ditching his cat. Why would you ever ditch your cat nap anyway?

So, he runs out goes over to Hawkeye who is dressed as Ultron for Halloween. That's actually pretty great and he runs over to him and he gives him a flash drive and says "Hey man, maybe you can help me out as you know I really don't want to die" or anything like that and Hawkeye just toss him the fuck out of the place, leaving him to just walk down the street and see who can actually help him out.

He then gives Deadpool the flash drive because he just sees Deadpool was being there dressed as a Ghostbuster and just dumps some candy and his flash drive in there. That way, he thinks he's out, he's in the clear but this crazy guy wearing a mask like Crossbone does and dressed up as Punisher comes up and murders the shit out of him.

No Big Pun

Hawkeye and Deadpool give chase and then a big hulking guy saying that "I am patriot" and both of them are saying "I am patriot" of whatever is like who gives a shit and we had this big-dude dressed as Daredevil who runs over Hawkeye.

Truth is Marching On

Hawkeye knocked him out and it just runs away so him and Deadpool. They go over to try to you know stop the guy that dresses as Punisher, trying to figure out what the fuck why they killed that guy, what the hell is happening, what that was going on and all that. Hawkeye manages to actually shoot him with an arrow.

Arrow to the Knee

The guy gets run over by a car. Now, you can't ask him questions. Good job, Hawkeye! You made a guy suicidal by shooting them with an arrow. No one make an arrow to the knee joke because that joke has fucking died years ago. He thinks he is funny but he's really not.

Double-Gunshot Recovery

Anyway, enough of insulting. Deadpool gives the cops bullets that he'd been shot with so they could try to trace the bullets. See who the hell or whatever is responsible and then the comic ends with Deadpool and Hawkeye fighting over who gets to solve this case and they and then they cut to Black Cat is shown talking to the guy behind this entire thing. He apparently has just big huge thugs dressed as heroes and villains.

A While After . . .

When Hawkeye watches, what's on the flash drive, it's like the guy has stolen tons like every other human resource file on every active S.H.I.E.L.D. agents so that's why everyone wants him dead.

Honestly this comic is all right. It's not good not bad. Writer Gerry Duggan (Uncanny Avengers – Lost Future, Uncanny Avengers – The Man Who Fell to Earth) and artist Matteo Lolli (Deadpool's Secret Secret Wars, Deadpool – Secret Empire) did a decent job but I just really don't see the need for it. I just like this is going on at the same time another Deadpool Vs. comic is actually going on. So really I see no need for it.

The humors are there sure but it's just what's the point? I don't really it's like it that much and for that I'm going to give it a six point five out of ten. If you guys love Deadpool, then pick this one up. You probably won't be disappointed with it. What you guys think about the comic? Positive or negative? Let me know in the comments section.

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